help, i can’t stop laughing
I don’t know about you
but I’m feeling
- Him: What are you majoring in?
- Me: Psychology and anthropology.
- Him: Anthropology, huh? Gonna go do some dig sites? Gonna dig up some mummies? Ha ha ha.
- Me: ..........................
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now
Omg the one on the right is trying so hard not to crack up.
(Source: acatwithonelife)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
Getting real tired of your shit
(Source: internet)
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
